May 2012
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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laughingsquid: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Erotic Bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey RE: CLAIRE’S MOM
May 21st
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May 16th
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I was speeding to my audition in santa Monica and got pulled over by a highway trooper. “You were speeding.” “Sorry sir, im just trying to make it to my audition” “I smell pot” “Really?” “Yeah” “Oh… well I have my card.” “do you have pot in the car” “Yeah” “Let me see them...
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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tuesunefraise: mschfmngd: THE SQUARES. CLICK THEM. (with your sound on) IT HAS RETURNED !
May 3rd
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May 1st
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April 2012
15 posts
“I either have to puke or take a dump I can’t decide”
– Dana
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 7th
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“All your stories about ladies make me want to be a lesbian”
– Dana Mandley
Apr 7th
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March 2012
11 posts
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Mar 30th
kickedy: boners can’t be choosers.
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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February 2012
10 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 27th
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Ffffuuuuuu
chunkybr000ster: I hate these situations!!!! How many people know??!?!???!!! I’m going cray!!! I know. I fucking know everything.
Feb 24th
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isocopopsiclese asked: a middle-aged woman yesterday told me that i resemble somebody on the cast of glee - who the hell is the motherfucker that's been parading my pretty mug all over tv
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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