May 2012
18 posts
laughingsquid:
Gilbert Gottfried Reads Erotic Bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey
RE: CLAIRE’S MOM
I was speeding to my audition in santa Monica and got pulled over by a highway trooper.
“You were speeding.”
“Sorry sir, im just trying to make it to my audition”
“I smell pot”
“Really?”
“Yeah”
“Oh… well I have my card.”
“do you have pot in the car”
“Yeah”
“Let me see them...
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tuesunefraise:
mschfmngd:
THE SQUARES. CLICK THEM. (with your sound on)
IT HAS RETURNED !
April 2012
15 posts
I either have to puke or take a dump I can’t decide
– Dana
All your stories about ladies make me want to be a lesbian
– Dana Mandley
March 2012
11 posts
kickedy:
boners can’t be choosers.
February 2012
10 posts
Ffffuuuuuu
chunkybr000ster:
I hate these situations!!!! How many people know??!?!???!!! I’m going cray!!!
I know. I fucking know everything.
isocopopsiclese asked: a middle-aged woman yesterday told me that i resemble somebody on the cast of glee - who the hell is the motherfucker that's been parading my pretty mug all over tv