February 2012
10 posts
Ffffuuuuuu
chunkybr000ster:
I hate these situations!!!! How many people know??!?!???!!! I’m going cray!!!
I know. I fucking know everything.
fantastikwindex asked: a middle-aged woman yesterday told me that i resemble somebody on the cast of glee - who the hell is the motherfucker that's been parading my pretty mug all over tv
January 2012
26 posts
kickedy asked: hello i'm not sure if you remember me? i'm supposed to be staying at your house for a few weeks? i hope thats okay? i already bought a ticket but i guess if you don't really want me to visit i can just stay home? or sleep under a bench? or you could just murder me and sell bits of my body to various fast food places? that way i can always be a part of the food that i love so much...
“You are the biggest faggot I know… marry me.”
– Kevin Dirreen
fantastikwindex asked: a/s/l???
“Look how your children grow up. Taught from their earliest infancy to curb their...”
– Voltairine de Cleyre (via petitefeministe)
The best part of this essay is when she advocates for children to be brought up with no gender-role stereotyping, and gets in some not-so-subtle digs at heterocentricism and heterosexism in the process.
Did I mention this was written over a hundred years...
I hope I get called out for everything.
6 tags
to twothousandtweleve
may it be the year truth
may eveything say be astrolgogy
may everything be truth to myself.
may i be ias drumk as i am now
all the fucking time
Wretched american excess
December 2011
23 posts
Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
